So no ****, there I was at the beginning of November, staring The Holidays in the face. Christmas I love, Thanksgiving I enjoy as much as possible... but it's definitely a second string holiday. I ran across an ad on the interwebs for these kickass plaid silkies with a buff bird printed on the quad and I thought, "you know? maybe Thanksgiving could be upgraded this year." A couple days ago, the package came in the mail. I grabbed that parcel and Usain Bolted my way into the house and Hulked that piece of mail open. The most glorious folds of nylon burst out of the package, unfurled and floated down, parachute-style and spread out on my bed. My wife walked in and gasped in amazement. "I LOVE them!" She said. So of course I put them on immediately. I have been wearing them constantly ever since and these things are making my workouts, quads, and fan squad bigger and better. The only slightly negative was when my nine-year-old finally looked at me this morning and said, "Leg day? Seriously Daddy?" I just said, "yes seriously!" and ran out to the driveway to knock out a hundred back squats yelling, "I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY!" Of course these shorts attracted a crowd and now all the ladies in the neighborhood are coming over for Thanksgiving dinner (and bringing their best recipes) which means less work for my wife, so she's stoked. In fact, the way she's looking at me, I think Christmas could be coming early!
The God's have blessed us with this product to show thy thighs to the world. No one living shall have the ability to look away from your muscular trunks.
There are no other shorts. Only these. Stop scrolling.
Well fitted and flexible in nature, they are great for lounge wear to workout wear.
I bought this 2 months after having ACL repair surgery for my knee. The logo lays perfectly on my atrophied leg. I 100% recommend this product to remind everyone that its leg day, and that you need to respect the trash leg. Love that underwear isn't required.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!