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"Unreal Tree: Mattis Silkies; it's like angels are following you around and cupping your junk to keep it in place for you. As close to heaven as you will ever feel."
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
"Unreal Tree: Mattis Silkies; it's like angels are following you around and cupping your junk to keep it in place for you. As close to heaven as you will ever feel."
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05/17/2021
Braedn A.
United StatesI recommend this product
Is Mattis in this photo!?!
We might never know who’s in this photo! Cena or Mattis, only one utilizes the knife hand with deadly force! Will definitely wear these comfy shorts that you cannot see due to the camo with my camo hat that you cannot see when I go to the gym!
JD
08/18/2020
Joseph D.
United StatesI recommend this product
Make all silkies with black liner
I like the black liner in these. Doesn't show the skid marks if ya know what I mean.
TF
04/18/2020
TJ F.
United StatesI recommend this product
Imbued with the power of Freedom
When these silkies arrived at my door, two bald eagles swooped down and nestled themselves on the trees providing overwatch, whilst I slipped my silkies on. When I was concluded, women from miles around carrying bundles of copenhagen bowed to my every whim. Side note; Wearing Silkies may cause you to Crush your enemies and enjoy the laments of their women.
PC
11/03/2019
Peter C.
United StatesI recommend this product
Quality product at a quality price
I love your product. I alternate these and my “I don’t do cardio because these colors don’t run” when I go to wrestling practice. Thank you for making a quality product that feels great and looks fly. I’m for sure going to purchase more pairs in the future, probably the the plaid turkey ones.
AC
10/02/2019
aubrye C.
United StatesI recommend this product
Long Live Mattis
The wait was absolutely worth it. I swear that fireworks went off and an eagle flew over my house the moment I opened the package. When I put on the pair of mattis silkies I had the urge to eat crayons and yell "HOORAH". I would 10/10 recommend this company to anyone who loves America.
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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