We might never know who’s in this photo! Cena or Mattis, only one utilizes the knife hand with deadly force! Will definitely wear these comfy shorts that you cannot see due to the camo with my camo hat that you cannot see when I go to the gym!
I like the black liner in these. Doesn't show the skid marks if ya know what I mean.
When these silkies arrived at my door, two bald eagles swooped down and nestled themselves on the trees providing overwatch, whilst I slipped my silkies on. When I was concluded, women from miles around carrying bundles of copenhagen bowed to my every whim. Side note; Wearing Silkies may cause you to Crush your enemies and enjoy the laments of their women.
I love your product. I alternate these and my “I don’t do cardio because these colors don’t run” when I go to wrestling practice. Thank you for making a quality product that feels great and looks fly. I’m for sure going to purchase more pairs in the future, probably the the plaid turkey ones.
The wait was absolutely worth it. I swear that fireworks went off and an eagle flew over my house the moment I opened the package. When I put on the pair of mattis silkies I had the urge to eat crayons and yell "HOORAH". I would 10/10 recommend this company to anyone who loves America.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!