3 reviews
$24.99

"Unreal Tree: Mattis Silkies; it's like angels are following you around and cupping your junk to keep it in place for you. As close to heaven as you will ever feel."

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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"Unreal Tree: Mattis Silkies; it's like angels are following you around and cupping your junk to keep it in place for you. As close to heaven as you will ever feel."

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04/18/2020
TJ F.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Imbued with the power of Freedom

When these silkies arrived at my door, two bald eagles swooped down and nestled themselves on the trees providing overwatch, whilst I slipped my silkies on. When I was concluded, women from miles around carrying bundles of copenhagen bowed to my every whim. Side note; Wearing Silkies may cause you to Crush your enemies and enjoy the laments of their women.

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11/03/2019
Peter C.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Quality product at a quality price

I love your product. I alternate these and my “I don’t do cardio because these colors don’t run” when I go to wrestling practice. Thank you for making a quality product that feels great and looks fly. I’m for sure going to purchase more pairs in the future, probably the the plaid turkey ones. 

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10/02/2019
aubrye C.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Long Live Mattis

The wait was absolutely worth it. I swear that fireworks went off and an eagle flew over my house the moment I opened the package. When I put on the pair of mattis silkies I had the urge to eat crayons and yell "HOORAH". I would 10/10 recommend this company to anyone who loves America.

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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!

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