Is that a battle rifle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Love these. They feel like I have nothing on. When my wife first saw these on me she immediately gave birth to a giant sasquatch named Chuck. Couldn't be more pleased with the product.
When I slip these on, I instantly feel like I'm sitting on top of Mt. Rushmore with a bald eagle on my shoulder while getting a lap dance from the statue of liberty as "Freebird" plays from the heavens.
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies
JUST SEEN
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!