St. Nick ain't got SH*T on ol' Gainsy. It's like the quote from Miracle on 34th Street: "Every time a bell rings, a ThiccBoy gets his Quads." Don't look up the quote, just trust. These silkies were just want the reindeer ordered. All the wife wanted for Christmas anyway was to see these massive glutes and juicy thighmeat. PACKAGE DELIVERED.
Christmas came early this year. There’s nothing better than getting Santa Swole in some Semper Silkies! Santa may not be a good boy this year, but he’s getting gains in this gift.
Embrace your legend as one of the world's tallest leprechaun in these glorious, unapologetically, Saint Patrick's Day, nut huggers. On this day, there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and the journey begins with endless pints of green beer!
Showcase that you’re ready to give the gift that keeps on giving.
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!