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Perfect for leg day at the gym! Super perfect for Thanksgiving! The whole family should get a kick out of this one.
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Toss out the Santa suit, kick over the table of cookies, get these Christmas Silkies on and celebrate in style.
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Embrace your legend as one of the world's tallest leprechaun in these glorious, unapologetically, Saint Patrick's Day, nut huggers. On this day, there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and the journey begins with endless pints of green beer!
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The Man, the Myth, the Legend: Chesty Puller
The face of a bulldog, the heart of a warrior, a Marine's Marine who earned more medals than any Marine in history! Wear your Chesty Silkies to capture a bit of the greatness.
Good night Chesty, wherever you are.
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The Daisy Dukes of Freedom just got a helluva lot bigger! Don't mess with Texas or our Silkies!
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Is there anything more American than Old Glory and bang sticks!? I think not. Stay glorious, my friends.
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Look closely. This isn't your typical camouflage. Tactical and practical.
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The trees are speaking Vietnamese so be prepared to lay down some hate in style. Tactical and practical.
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Saint Mattis will help you gain to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.
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"It's like a CLOUD....around your ballbag... Thank you Untied Status Marin Crops for the all mighty SILKIES ❤️❤️💪💪💪💪🍺🍺🍺
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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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