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Great quads are not born great, they grow great! Embrace your position at the top of the family as The Quadfather and put up squat numbers they can't refuse.
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Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
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The Tesla shorts never stood a chance against Elon and neither will your 5k when you wear these silkies. Born and molded from sheer determination and bold strategies, these silky bois will change your life!
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
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These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
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Classic Semper Silkies. Thighs need sun too. And, remember, you want them snug. So if they fit, go down a size!
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"Unreal Tree: Mattis Silkies; it's like angels are following you around and cupping your junk to keep it in place for you. As close to heaven as you will ever feel."
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Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
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Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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